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Good afternoon, LJ. This post has been commissioned by a dear, dear friend of mine, so dear in fact, that i get to go on a neato trip that i can hardly afford to California. OK, so I can kinda afford it. Either way, I haven't been anywhere in a long damn time. Steph, if you're reading this, I still owe you a weekend trip somewhere, and I will be ( Read more... )

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Well, y'all can forget about those couple of shows I tried to advertise for the band, because A. they lost all of them and B. they lost me ( Read more... )

It's about 7 in the morning, and just an hour or so ago I saved our old dog Katie from certain bloody demise at the hands (claws) of an HIV-positive possum ( Read more... )

It's been almost a year since I've written in this damn thing, but I just found out the other day that my SISTER had a CAMERA SHOVED DOWN HER ESOPHAGUS and i didn't HEAR ABOUT IT until after it had already HAPPENED ( Read more... )

An old bar buddy of mine killed himself this morning. He was 23, he had a 2-year-old son, and, perhaps unbeknownst to him, a bunch of friends who really cared about him. I hadn't hung out with him since around May, and everyone else who went out with him more regularly had no idea how depressed he was. All of a sudden, it seems more important to ( Read more... )

New party game!!! Sunday night I went over to John's house, and we hung out until Dayna was ready to go somewhere. Only one problem: Dayna and I were in buttlazy mode, but John wanted to play pool because it was cheapo night. So I had an idea. We went to Meijer and bought the 10-pack of assorted Pla-doh colors. We came back and each wrote a noun or ( Read more... )

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Well, I've been having a great weekend so far. Yesterday, I taught a couple lessons, then headed out to Novi to play my horn for and have dinner with John. Then we went to see Finding Nemo with a caravan of religious people, some of whom were insane. It was all kinda up in the air about whether the night would've sucked or blowed because of ( Read more... )