today is home renovation day ( Read more... )

IIII'MSOFUCKINGFEDUP.

I QUIT.

FUCK. QUIT. FUCKITY FUCKING QUIT FUCK.

QUIT QUIT QUIT.

i just got off the phone with work, telling them a big fat lie about my boyfriend being sick and me having to drive him to the hospital, while in fact i'm going to a job interview at noon and am taking full advantage of a whole day off. when i lie my voice goes all gravelly, my hands shake, and i start to cry. which i think probably helped me in ( Read more... )

i want one:


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i hate how radiohead is all mysterious and tight lipped about what they're doing, because i JUST found out that they are playing a show in toronto in june and tickets go on sale TOMORROW MORNING. TOMORROW. MORNING ( Read more... )

i'm at a loss for words on pretty much everything.
so instead.
here's some pictures of my new friend steve.


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today i rescued two fish from the troughs of the goldfish race. i worried about those fish all night, so i figured it was only right that i take two of them home. i braced them lovingly all the way home, christened them with names, loved them wholeheartedly. and then gibraltar died. he lived all night, through the badly sung karaoke, the ( Read more... )

so in the tradition of jobs that make no sense and are completely random, tomorrow is my first day working as a packer/shipper in an imported foods warehouse.
what can i say, desperate times yada yada....
i'll be all charlize-theron-does-mine-work, and show up in a bandana.
at least i'll get benefits and can finally go to the dentist.

you know in 'ghost world' when enid decides she wants to go to art school but her teacher is forced to fail her because of the racist painting she submits to the student art show? it's like she's wasted all this time trying to figure out what to do with herself and when she finally makes a decision the opportunity is crushed right in her face ( Read more... )

i dont like this whole 'autosave' feature. it makes me feel like some psycho robot is remembering everything i say and is turning the words into robot bullets that it will use to kill me everytime i start a new entry ( Read more... )