maybe this is old news, but it's fun to watch, so here you go:
http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/

kind of makes the shit we do day to day look like a bowl of rediculous.

my weekly horoscope starts off like this ( Read more... )

several dozen applications later, and i have my first job interview at.....
another warehouse.
well, i'll let you know how it goes. at least this time i know the signs and can run screaming before i get suckered in.

hoooolllyyy crap, job searching is the most boring thing on the planet. tomorrow i try retail. yes, i am desperate enough to work for minimum wage. kill me now ( Read more... )

i finally made a decision. why i started with the hardest, probably most painful decision i've made in my short yet feels-longer-than-it-actually-is life...well i don't know. i do know that even though it was right, i still feel like i cut off a leg and my brain hasn't adjusted to the idea of all that empty air below my torso. i'll be limping for ( Read more... )

my parents sent me a huge fruit basket.
fuck, sometimes i really miss them.

so.
out of nowhere, my body decides to betray me and i get tonsilitis. like having the stomach flu a month ago wasn't enough, now my tonsils decide to jump on board and stab me in the back. i have never seen anything so gross as my own tonsils swelled up three times their size and covered in white puss.
i'll leave you with that image.
taa.

so.
this is what happens when the humane society gives away animals for free.


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i'm all motivated lately. to grow up. just a tad. just enough so that everytime i open my wallet i don't suffer a minor coronary. and just enough that i can be confident in my decisions. well, the idea being that i can start actually making decisions ( Read more... )

want to experience the feeling of eight heart attacks in a row?
go see 'poseidon'.