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[papaparanoia]

I couldn't even focus on the second one's text. Couldn't see it for the background WHOAAAA.

&Mountain Dew is just gross. It makes me feel like I'm drinking Slimer from Ghostbusters :(

[viens_avec_moi]

Whenever I think of the name Barbie, I picture a woman with brassy, teased hair, bright pink lipstick, wearing spandex pants and a tank top with her bra showing and living in a trailer park. And maybe with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. I just don't think it's the classiest name/nickname in the world.

[beetle_breath]

haha, me too. And some scraggly looking kids pulling on her shirt while she's yelling "QUIET! MAMA'S WATCHIN' HER SHOWS!"

[running_farmer]

BOY WHY YOU GOTTA INTERRUPT MAMA'S STORIES, YOU AIN'T EVEN BLEEDING THAT MUCH

[chardonnay]

Unless your name is Barbara, you probably shouldn't nickname yourself Barbie. Hell, just don't nickname yourself Barbie.

[twelvethirty]

At the last one .. it's called caffeine addiction you dumbass, not Mountain Dew addiction :\

[kakabel]

Only if you're in the US. ( and maybe a few other places.) Up here n Canada, our Mountain Dew is CAFFEINE FREE :S

(Wanna make a few bucks? Bing several cases of US 'Dew to a Canadian Anime/Sci-fi con! ;D )

[invalidsync]

lol. I'm in the US and I thought it was caffeine free. I know they have versions with caffeine, but I thought the regular mountain dew didn't.
but I might be confusing it with something else since I don't drink that piss.

[thejamjarfairy]

A sex elemental, huh?

Just when you think LJSecret has shown you it all, there's till this deluded nonsense floating around.

[silver_youko]

sex is an element now, didn't you get the memo?

[thejamjarfairy]

Seemingly not. Maybe that's why all my alchemical experiments are going wrong...

[ericana]

sex alchemy sounds like a fun way to spend an evening, but only because even if the alchemy part doesn't work out you're probably still having fun sex.