Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and
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It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine

FINE

FINE

FINE

FIIIIIIIINNNNE

the end?

It smashed me open ( Read more... )

Exactly what the fuck is going on here?

Really, I genuinely have no idea

Due to complaints that my previous entry was too short from certain ( Read more... )

This post comes from an internet kiosk in an airport. It's midnight, I'm tired & hungry and there's no-one around. I can't be bothered typing any more because this keyboard is akward as fuck.

Woohoo, going to the US tomorrow morning. I can't be bothered writing anything about it, except that it should be fun. Ehh I'm going to be travelling all day tomorrow, but I kinda like travelling. Bus -> bus -> plane -> plane -> plane -> bus. I only have a few hours in New York this time around, which is a pity, but I have plenty of time on the way ( Read more... )

If life was a cookie, I would be a chocolate chip.

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