cranberry juice.

it tastes good, it makes ya piss.

drink it.

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anyone have something interesting to do?

you can only play so many games of uno.

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i got myself a $18.26 check the other day.
im not in a big rush to cash those millions yet.
even though im broke.
fuck you new york.

ill probably be grounded again in 2 weeks.
unless i magically pull a 19 out of my ass tomorrow.
fuck you chemistry.

dont drink in the park.
you'll get "showboated"

now its time to get back to my stargate sg-1

pretty busy lately.

a kid told me to shut the fuck up with jazzy stuff on the bass when my mom was right there taking my picture. im not a fan of this kid.

tomorrow..sneaking over to ny to see conan. i need a cover story from 4pm to 12am.

sleep.

look at christian's hair. the beatles had hair about that long. girls used to love that

i bet i wouldve rocked during the 60s.

no im not that kid that knows kyler, but nice try kiddo.
hah. kiddo.

whats with all the clones of me recently?
im not looking for a roommate in new orleans.

who's up for some german dinner tomorrow?

looks like many of my ljs buds have jumped ship. im left to carry the torch. its alright, the ship was sinking anyway. my entries gradually became so bad that they were unreadable and made no sense. i had made inside jokes with basically only myself on the inside and let me tell you ( Read more... )

she is a SINGER. THIS IS SHE!

its about makeup

maque maque maque maque

idislikegarcia.

alriiight that was yesterday

writing in cursive was the hardest part of the SATS.

stop laughing at me old woman. i just want my flowers.

senseless.

theres another chris burke who lives in the same area, likes the same movies, and the same music?

something is not right here.

i do know what is right, however, and that is wearing scarlet effect t-shirts

like i am right now.