Twenty Eighth Krieg - Phone

[sturmbahnfurher]

Ah, it is that time again, isn't it! It would seem we've had quite the influx of new arrivals into our cage recently

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[outlandished]

Well, ye definitely talk like an officer, that's fer sure.

However, let's say theoretically someone decides t' wake Mayfield up with an explosion of sorts. Do ye lot go 'round 'n persecute th' ones there or nay?

[ phone ]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Mmm, most likely not, unless it was murderous in intent.

[ phone ]

[outlandished]

Hmm... Sounds good.

Has anythin' been done t' plan t' leave this place?

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[sturmbahnfurher]

There have been several attempts. Flight, teleportation, suicide, spastic murder, explosions.

Anything you could think of.

Phone

[hellsing_knight]

[Does she really want to give him the satisfaction of a response? FFFFFFFFFF...]

Phone

[sturmbahnfurher]

[There's someone there, not saying anything. He'll wait for a moment before speaking.]

Come friend! Is there something you wish to ask?

Phone

[hellsing_knight]

That was unnecessary.

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[sturmbahnfurher]

Perhaps it was!

But I thought it should be said anyway.

[duck_duck_laser]

[There is incoherent sputtering on the other end of the line. It takes a good ten seconds for words to actually be formed.]

You... you're not the right person to be offering help at all!

[Well okay, everything she's heard about this guy has been rumor and hearsay and third-hand information, but it has all been pretty consistant that "The Major is an enormous douchebag".]

[sturmbahnfurher]

And why might that be miss?

I don't believe I've even made your acquaintance before!

[duck_duck_laser]

[There is some additional stammering.]

Has, hasn't everyone heard of you by now?!

You have a reputation for being one of the worst people here!

[sturmbahnfurher]

Do I?

How unfortunate! I can't think what came to give me such a reputation!

[notsaul]

Is she hot, though?

[yeah just

playing around with your pistol inside

this house didn't have nearly enough holes in the ceiling anyway]

[sturmbahnfurher]

She's the one who killed me back home.

[And he must ask you Annie.

How is that not attractive?]

[notsaul]

So you have a hard-on for her.

That does absolutely nothing for me.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Girl, does she have to be anything other than female for you to be interested?

[Phone]

[gesangderjager]

[Rip was far more fluent with her German than she was with her English. Her accent now clearly matches the language she's speaking.]

That sounds like a fun idea, Major. It would be quite a nostalgic experience, tasting fine cuisine beyond blood with this human tongue.

I have little to do and I would not dare refuse an invitation from a commanding officer. Anytime is fine with me.

[Phone]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Of course! Of course, it is quite interesting to arrive here and possess a fully human body again! It must bring back quite a few memories! Tell me, tell me, are there any requests for what you might like, Rip?

Very well! I will see what Schro might say and we can plan from there.

[Phone]

[gesangderjager]

Ah, this is one of the advantages of having a human body again, but I would still eagerly wait for the day I have been returned what is rightfully mine.

And if I had to say, Major? I would like to try again dishes from our homeland. I have already sampled what little of "traditional American food" there are in this town.

[Phone]

[sturmbahnfurher]

As well you should. It is annoying, perhaps, but what is ours is ours and is eventually returned! It just takes patience!

I see! I'm no cook, but I will certainly see what I might find that could be made! I would blame the nature of the town for the food being so bland, but as you said: I believe that's simply American food for you!