Well, novembers_heart sent me pictures of that kick ass bulldozer we saw at the dump that I was ranting and raving about for a couple weeks ( Read more... )

My wonderful girlfriend is currently up in Fairbanks right now fixing some poop involving computers for her work, but I got a chance to catch a glimpse of her via one of the fairbanks webcams..

( Click here for pictures of the Barren North cam )

Great. This is because we need more rain.

"I heart huckabees" = 880,000
"I heart New York" = 18,700

"Your mom" = 4,660,000
"Buncha fat bitches" = 15

"A flock of crows" = 32,700
"A pack of crows" = 591
"A gaggle of crows" = 172
"A bushel of crows" = 55
"A pride of crows" = 10
"A pod of crows" = 2
"A murder of whales" = 1

"The butler did it" = 69,300
"The driver drove it" = 205
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ModerateLevel 6 ( Read more... )

A face not even a mother could love

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Customer: Hey George! Do you want an "Impeach Bush" wristband?
Me: Only if it works.

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My monster name..


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But this keeps making me laugh.