Valentines Day Box

Feb 06, 2008 23:37

I'll admit it, I miss the attention I used to get on Valentines Days before my unjust incarceration; the droves of women who used to give me their phone numbers and beg me to take them to dinner. The past two Valentines Days spent in prison were unsettlingly quiet compared to my exotic lifestyle beforehand. Therefore, I shall participate in this ( Read more... )

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officerscruffy February 7 2008, 08:12:43 UTC
You got what you deserved, pal! If you ever try to hurt Maggey ever again, I'll make sure you... I'll make sure you don't! So you better not try anything, got it?

And have a happy Valentines Day!

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redd_white February 8 2008, 03:31:41 UTC
Dear fool who has taken too many impactations to the head,

If I even inquirably guess that you are plotting something, you will never see another sunrise.

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crime_computer February 8 2008, 19:14:55 UTC
*It is an orange construction paper card tied to a brown banana.*

Here! Have a banana! HO HO HO! We'll be splendid neighbors.

- Damon Gant

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mediumfey February 10 2008, 01:39:59 UTC
{{On a purple card with pink glitter on the front.*

Dear Mr. Wellington,

I know you're a criminal who whacked Nick a good one upside the head (I've never seen anybody do that before, either, so that was kinda neat even though it was horrible), but Happy Valentine's Day anyway! I heard that today was a day of friendship and love so I hope you consider yours and what kind of person you are.

Okay! Have a good day!

-Maya Fey!

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3rd_floor_view February 10 2008, 04:50:40 UTC
*Acro leaves Wellington a valentines covered in pictures of birds wearing scarves that he's drawn*

I didn't mean to stick my nose into your business the other day. I hope you can forgive me. But if Mr. Redd gives you too much trouble in the future, just let me know!

Happy Valentines Day,

-Acro

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