So, uh, we managed to round up every last one of the escapees -- they're all accounted for now! Every last one of 'em! I can tell ya, that's a load off my back, y'know? Got enough to do these days without tracking down escaped convicts, right ( Read more... )

Man, what a week.

I tell ya, there are times in this job when you're faced with the scum of the earth. Gotta stare 'em in the eyes and show 'em who's boss, see? And don't get me wrong, pal, these guys can be dangerous! Especially when other lowlifes supply weapons to them. That's when things really become trouble, y'know?

But that's why you're on ( Read more... )

(Apollo): *it's about 1:30 pm on a Saturday afternoon, and Apollo is in the courthouse, just coming up from the library downstairs where he's been doing casual research all morning- he's been looking into things Mr. Gavin has been talking about lately. The day is quite hot and he takes off his sweater when he reaches the upstairs, glancing around ( Read more... )

Hey, uh does anyone know what the best way to deal with burns on your hands is?

Takes place Sunday, May 20th, 2018.

( The cute, it kills. )

Uh... I dunno if this is the right place to ask, but--well, it can't hurt to give it a try, right?

I--me and Maggey've set up a date, for Sunday--well, it's not a date, y'know, it's just the day on which we're having dinner! At her place! With the money she won at Mr. Edgeworth's party, and you know Maggey, she's--she's real great like that so she's ( Read more... )

PHOENIX WRIGHT!

We got a warrant out for your arrest, pal!!

You're wanted for questioning in regards to the murder of Detective Simon Seize! We got evidence it was you, pal! So just save us all the trouble and come down to the station quietly, see?? It'll be best for everybody!

Ha ha!

April Fool's, pal!

I'd been planning that one for a month or so! I ( Read more... )

Well... everyone else was making one, so I thought I'd get in on this too, pal! It looks like fun! I spent all night making it, so it'll look nice when people stop by and put things inside ( Read more... )

Well, everyone else was doing it, pal!

It's been a while since I did one of these, pal!

Anyway, the holidays were great--Christmas was just me an' Maggey, and I got a new coat! I don't want to get it dirty, though, so it's hanging in my closet and I'll keep on wearing this old one, pal! And the dinner was delicious, you know... I knew there was a reason I'd been saving up.

Also, I wasn't ( Read more... )