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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Sunday, December 1st & Monday, December 2nd
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Saturday, November 30
BUFFY: Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? ‘Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.
SPIKE: Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance.
BUFFY: What's wrong with Buffy?
GILES: Huh.. such a good question.
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Friday, November 29th
BUFFY: Warren, this is important. Is she dangerous?
WARREN: She's only programmed to be in love.
BUFFY: Then she's dangerous.
~~I Was Made To Love You~~
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, November 28
BUFFY: (Getting up abruptly holding the bowl.) This is no good! It needs more condensed milk. (She flees into the kitchen.)
GILES: Buffy, Xander's in real danger. Are you sure the solution is pie?
BUFFY: (Adding more condensed milk.) Over bickering and confusion, I'll take pie. We will find a solution. And we will have a nice dinner, ok? Both. End ( Read more... ) -
The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Wednesday, November 27
WILLOW: Well, here's where I get off. (They stop walking.)
BUFFY: Say 'hey' to Oz for me.
WILLOW: Happy hunting.
BUFFY: Wish me monsters.
Willow makes a 'ick' gesture, spins around, and walks away.
~~Living Conditions~~
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Tuesday, November 26
Giles: Josephus du Lac was buried here. He belonged to a religious sect that was excommunicated by the Vatican at the turn of the century.
Buffy: Excommunicated *and* sent to Sunnydale. There's a guy big with the sinning.
Giles: You remember the book that was stolen from the library by a vampire a few weeks ago?
Buffy: Yeah.
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Monday, November 25
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Sunday, November 24th
Cordelia: Why is it always virgin women who have to do the sacrificing?
Wesley: For purity, I suppose.
Cordelia: This has nothing to do with purity. This is all about dominance, buddy. You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice the world would be atheist (snaps her fingers) like that.
~~The Shroud of Rahmon~~
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Saturday, November 23
DAWN VOICEOVER: Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me. It's like, nobody cares enough to find out. I mean, does anyone ever ask *me* what I want to do with my life? Or what my opinion is on stuff? Or what restaurant to order in from? No. Underline. Exclamation point. Exclamation point, exclamation point. No one understands. No one has an older ( Read more... ) -
The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, November 21 - Friday, November 22
Buffy: Were you born this big a pain in the ass?
Spike: What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad.
~~Fool for Love~~
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