10. Heavy use of hokey one-liners like "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight", "Going UP!", and ( Read more... )

Will Allison was the one who lead Stevie Ray Vaughn to the Forge of Sam Houston to retrieve the enchanted guitar that would ultimately be his undoing. This was foreshadowed in the inscription above the anvil, "He who pulls this guitar from this anvil will cause the waters of Texas to flood and the house to rock without being knocked. But, be ( Read more... )

10. Awesome catch-phrase "How's that for dramatic Iron-Knee" not used nearly ( Read more... )

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This Friday my job is having this U-Rock employee appreciation deal. While that is entirely lame that part that rocks (see how I worked that in there) is that I will paid to play/watch other people play Guitar Hero. What is hilarious is that the people in my tournament bracket are just about all people who have never played the game. I honor of ( Read more... )

10. "Blood and Chocolate can be summarized in 'You're a werewolf, but I love you'. And if that isn't enough to convince you it sucks, it's called Blood and Chocolate and is about werewolves ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I posted anything, so here's a quick update in no particular order of importance ( Read more... )

It's really funny watching assholes try to impress strangers at the gym, because they always end up hurting themselves. Like today when some fucker tried to lift too much on a shoulder press and totally ripped ass like the vengeance of Odin. One those where it sounds like someone ripped a phonebook in half, as opposed to the kind that sound like ( Read more... )

Ok, hearing people rave about Transformers just makes me think that pretty soon the top grossing movie really will be 2 hours of someones bare ass ( Read more... )

Any day that you flush your keys down the can and it still ends up being a good day is as rare as an overweight Hispanic w/o diabetus.