I said "do a barrel role" under my breath at work, and the two people next to me said "Pool's closed".

"Nothing as appetizing at the glorious smell of Subway and asbestos."

"And then you wake up inside an iron maiden with a grenade pinned to your clavicle."

"I'm eating tacos out of peer pressure."

...Is apparently my work nickname. The less I try to be funny at work, the more I end up being by accident. And since I signed a non-disclosure agreement about our training procedures, and everything else really, here comes more out of context theater ( Read more... )

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...and why it's a Japanese icon that was born in Texas. If you have any interest in Japanese pop-culture, anime or otherwise, I urge you to read this bio. He is the reason "larioto" is used in comically violent situations, and why you see odd cowboy omake like my icon.

Stan Hansen "His legendary in-ring stiffness met its greatest victim in Big ( Read more... )

If anyone's ever seen that Dragon-kun manga, this is the guy it's based on.

10 Surprises in Rocky Balboa ( Read more... )

Actual Lotus pods official creep me the hell out. Those skin photoshops and botfly movies have reminded me why having a job keeps you from having time to see that bullshit.

I finally have all of Mysterious Cities of Gold. If you weren't able to watch this in the eighties let me explain it this way. As much as Voltron sucks robo-donkey, is half as much as Esteban and the Condor totally fucking wins.

Roddy Piper was diagnosed with lymphoma. It's sad how wrestlers have been stereo-typed as only having steroid or drug related deaths. So many stars of the 80's have actually died from much sadder(John Tenta died of bladder cancer last year), to surreal(both Chris Adams and Dino Bravo were gunned down in separate non-wrestling related incidents)to ( Read more... )