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When it comes to making phone calls, I am the ultimate coward.

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Off I go to perform my civic duty.

Let's hope that I'm at least put on an interesting trial.

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"So the American Civil War is like dating a hot chick. You two have a ton in common, so it's smooth sailing at first. Whenever you find a difference, you just sweep it under the rug. Soon there are more and more differences popping up, but you keep ignoring them because you like each other so much. But they can't stay hidden forever. One day you ( Read more... )

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