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The upside-down car is mine. I'm okay. Happened a week and a half ago. Bruises, seatbelt burn and bad back. I have a new car now. AAMI were generous and efficient.

So I'm either the subject of a crush or my year elevens are really bored. One of the 'naughty' kids just about pees himself everytime he sees me. Like, even trying to stop and talk to me in the middle of the shopping centre, which most world-weary adolescents will avoid like some kind of venerial disease. Whoever said laughter was the best medicine ( Read more... )

House - season 1, episode 4. I found the seizing baby hilfuckingarious. Am I going to hell? Does laughing at an admittedly fake, but serious tv program showing a baby having seizures go against every maternal instinct that should be in me? Oh well, fuckit. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

When will this term just DIE??? FINISH ALREADY! FUCK!

Everyday at work feels like a worthless, futile mess. It's getting to the point where I don't see the point in continuing my job as a teacher. Problem is, I don't know what else I could do. So I turn it over to my limited lj audience: what can you see me doing for a job? I'm curious and thinking it might spark some ideas.

Ah the innocence of children.

Me: What will Yi-an drink today?
Susan (kid's mum): He can have some milo, but no milk
Me: Oh, why isn't he allowed any milk?
Susan: Oh he's been having stomachaches recently.
Yi-An: (very proudly) It's called diarrhea!

What kind of kid manages to get himself suspended on the first day back from school, before I even get to see him? One of mine! YAY!

... and now he's back. Go fight or steal something again, so you can leave me the hell alone.

Ugggh ( Read more... )

The powers that be must hate me. I have psychotic classes. I know, no where near as bad as if I went to an actually shit school. But for this school, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with them.

Am I going to survive the year? Stay tuned...

What's your favourite way to spend NYE? What would be the IDEAL thing to do?