I picked up a magazine from my roommate's cabinet last night as I was heading to take a shit. This morning I rediscovered the periodical in the bathroom and stumbled across an article on the legendary Miles Davis. I scanned the images of the jazz trumpeter for traces of my college buddy G., who was his granddaughter, and found some vague ( Read more... )

little did i know that within days, my wish would be granted.

my new wish is to be able to do a google search to see how everyone will turn out. like finding out the plot to a movie you havent seen but you want to know how it ends.

i have no idea what i am going to do with my life.

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but everyone tells me that it's ok to feel that way.
do i have anything to offer?

somebody please love me.
think about this: what if the last time you had sex was the last time you had sex?
ugh.

i'm not really high, i just discovered that this bear has a bong and it's cute.

On February 3rd last year I wrote a weird entry about a dream I had in which I fell in love with a 38 year old guy who looked kinda like Cat Stevens. On March 14 2007 I made out with a 38 year old guy who looked kinda like Bob Dylan ( Read more... )

today in my waking life i took a walk in the woods behind my house where there's a dirt path clearly blazed by ATVs and trucks. There are several obstacles such as branches, trees, and stretches of brackish water, but it's easily passable on foot. It leads into the black Northwest Florida swamp that's been pushed back by farming and finally ( Read more... )

of course last night i had a dream, and in it i had four children who were just some potatoes. I was protective of them though. i'm a real good mother.

it's so awesome that time heals all. I feel a hundred times different every year than i did the year before.

i don't dream in massachusetts. I'm dropping my special studies and dedicating my life to better living through modern chemistry. I miss Kate and Eliza as if two limbs had been torn from my body.

I was laying on the couch awkwardly wet and shirtless when Emily and Janna came in the living room. I had just thrown a mug of water on my lap, causing me to take off my blue tank top. I was in long gym pants, a wet lap and a cheerful purple bra. I had just filled the newly-empty mug with box o' wine and left the spigot running, which Korin ( Read more... )

In the wake of Mel Gibson's DUI incident, I feel it is only appropriate to admit that I too have made anti-semitic drunken rants. I am also a self-professed Catholic (don't bother looking up documentation, papos, there aint none) with a penchant for the super fun hobby of drunk driving. However I do not have a movie coming out soon based on the ( Read more... )

Tropical storm Beryl is headed for the North Carolina coast. With any luck, she will be swept northwards by a strong gale and will strengthen. Heading into the warm waters of Chesapeake Bay, she will double in force and bear down upon Washington with all the fury of a Category 4 hurricane. Most politicians will have long ago evacuated in their ( Read more... )