Case study #21189: excessive fan worship

[subtle_guns]

WAR JOURNAL ENTRY
May 28th, 2005

Someone put a lot of time and effort into this.

This is the unfortunate result of media exposure meeting a mind with an uncanny bent towards an obsession with me.

End entry.

Comments

[spinsaweb]

They're not even your colors.

[subtle_guns]

Worse. They put me back in the white gloves.

[spinsaweb]

Yeah, not your best choice ever, Links.

[subtle_guns]

Photo retouching. Never wore them.

[cole_rei]

*Looks at the bike then at Frank*

Nope not you Castle. That mug's too young to be you. *Gives a small grin*

[hugh_mannity]

ANd not nearly handsome enough either.

[cole_rei]

Handsome?!? Ewwwwwww he's like old enough to be my dad.

No offence man.

*Tucks the hair out of her face.* Though... I've seen better bikes. Hell mine's better and it's just black and purple.

[subtle_guns]

Hugh, I'm flattered. How are you?

[rachelgrey]

*tilts her head*

Whoever rides that, they're knees are gonna be wrapped around your head.

I wonder if this says something about them.

[subtle_guns]

The bike's owner is female. See what I mean about groupies?

[natchiosassin]

Where does she live? I think she and I need to have a little discussion.

[subtle_guns]

Elektra, if you talk to every groupie that I have, you'll spend the rest of your life traveling the world, trying to get to them all, and we won't have any alone time.

I don't like that idea.

[lynn_logan]

*goggles* What is that thing? How are you supposed to attain orbit on it?

[subtle_guns]

Japanese motorcycle. The only orbit you'll attain is if you slam into a road barrier at sixty per.

[raumfee]

Oh, ground transport. *loses interest and flies off*

[hawk_shay]

Long as she's not interfering with your work, what's the problem? Some people just have strange minds.

Uh, hi. Is now a good time for a visit or are you busy shooting people? Because if you are I can come back later. Or help.