yup. it's all true. especially since i friended myself.

so i'm planning a trip to Punxsutawney Pa for groundhog's day. i think an interesting detour would be to stop by Centralia to check out the scorched earth and the massive underground coal fire that's been burning for 40 years. of the 2000 people that lived there, only 11 remain. and those 11 people grow tomatoes all year round because the ( Read more... )

i don't know what's going to give it to me first...

a.) the cigar smoke

b.) daytime television

c.) stupid customers

the intelligent deign debate saddens me. especially because it got to this point. it shouldn't even be a question. i didn't just have to visit independance hall and look at a copy of the constitution to know there should be a distinct separation of church and state. if people want their kids to learn intelligent design, or; "the less believable ( Read more... )

the adventure continues!

philly is much more fun when you're not alone.

so i went up to allentown to pick up 6 k&n oil filters from a friend who liberated them when he stopped working autoparts and stopped in my old cigar hangout. i bought an oliva because i only had $2 on me and was kind of sad because he has the biggest selection outside of holts in phi ly. so i bullshitted with him for a while. as i was about to ( Read more... )

don't worry... everything will work out in the end.

:-*

so it takes verizon 4 days to fix a downed telephone line. 4 days. what could they be doing? oh wait... it must be repairing the tornado damaged wires because i live in oklahoma!
so if you're a few days late in paying they charge you a fee or even shut off your phone. so when do i get my credit for extra cell phone usage due to their understaffed ( Read more... )

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