sometimes i have a drink early in the morning because i am thirsty but when i wake i have a morning boner clearly visible through my boxers it is very embaressing!
i hate when you are jerking off to lucy liu or rebecca romjin stamos and you get jizz on your black pinstriped pants from general pants co because those stains are amazingly hard to get off and embarressing in the company of others
what ever happened to fatboy slim? i mean, i havent seen him around in a while. was he finally found dead in his protools based studio, an almost finished version of his remix of the killers next hit single halway down his throat and his own inflated sense of self worth still jammed in asshole?
there were three times i ever looked at shemale porn: one time when i was eating taco and some guys place but we both laughed and he made a sexual comment. one time when i watched the crying game except i thought it was richard gere who was the woman and this one time when i watched newshour with jim lehrer