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[suchanoldman]

Ever feel like someone is trying to STEAL YOUR IDENTITY? I do. There is one person who seriously jocks my style so hard that it makes me think... "does she want to take over my life? does she want to get in my brain, too?" I swear she cuts her hair like mine on purpose.... and dyes it to match. Maybe I'm just arrogant. Maybe I imagine it. But,

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[plastic_bouquet]

My roommate started metamorphising (metamorphosizing? eh.) into me. I was certain she was going to throw my cat out the window and resume my personality Single White Female style.

To test it, maybe you can shave your head or start wearing large hoop earrings and see if she adapts.
That's what I did.

[suchanoldman]

That's actually what I was thinking, but I kinda look good with hair. :(

[plastic_bouquet]

it worked for natalie portman!
(maybe.)

[suchanoldman]

I'm so cool. I know! hahaha.

[sarsarar]

you figured me out. stealthy bitch.

[suchanoldman]

haha. If it were you it'd be way easier to deal with. I'd just kill you. hahahah.

[1800higgins]

You're an arrogant bitch.

[suchanoldman]

This is obviously about you, Josh. Hahahah.

[rockundrolla]

have a happpy birthday trip down south

[suchanoldman]

Thank you, Alexis! And a happy belated birthday to you, my canadian friend! I wanted to call and say Happy birthday, but I figured you wouldn't be home anyway.

[rockundrolla]

thanks its actually monday coming...but im going away until then

[suchanoldman]

I remembered this as soon as I got offline. Hahaha. So many april birthdays to keep track of! But, Happy EARLY birthday then since I won't get to talk to you!