Ever feel like someone is trying to STEAL YOUR IDENTITY? I do. There is one person who seriously jocks my style so hard that it makes me think... "does she want to take over my life? does she want to get in my brain, too?" I swear she cuts her hair like mine on purpose.... and dyes it to match. Maybe I'm just arrogant. Maybe I imagine it. But, ( Read more... )

Today would be the PERFECT day to sit outside on the porch with a cigarette and lemonade and listen to the wrens (meadowlands) on headphones. Of course, I am stuck in this dry, smelly office ( Read more... )

Well, It is settled. I'm going to Florida from April 14th - 18th. I leave on the 14th around 6:30 p.m. from Newark. What a weird birthday that will be, but I'm sure we'll go out for dinner or something when I arrive in Orlando. I'm pumped to get out of here for a few days. I'm almost pumped for the warm weather, too ( Read more... )

I hate Valentine's Day, but Happy Valentine's day anyway. I wore red knee socks to celebrate. Or something.

and.. everyone is doing these. who am i to deny it?
http://kevan.org/johari?name=sarahskelton

Today is a good day. So are many other days lately ( Read more... )

I'm back in the office and I feel like I haven't been here for 100 years. UGH. Sitting at my desk was almost PAINFUL. I need to win the lottery or something so I can stop coming here. HAH ( Read more... )

I could watch 10 straight hours of Little House on the Prarie.

I will always be a huge baby when I'm sick. I have thrown up at least 30 times in the past day. I think I'm dying, but Michael Landon is helping me pull through.

If I hear Mariah Carey's "All I want for christmas is you" one more time I will probably slit someone's throat. Hopefully not my own.

Today I sat next to a smiling plastic lamb in a homemade wooden manger set up by the custodial staff and cried while I smoked a cigarette.

Talk about depressing.

You get the car, I'll get the night off.
We'll get the chance to take the world apart and figure out how it works.
Don't let me know what you find out.Yesterday's Thanksgiving celebrations were actually wonderful. For the first time in years I felt like my family wanted me there. Hah. That's a good sign. Things seem to be perking up a lot in the ( Read more... )