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My internet's going tomorrow *sobs* and the Telewest motherfucker isn't coming until Tuesday so that means... Almost six days of non-internetness!! I really am going to kill myself. Maybe I'll do something useful and.. Read? haha ( Read more... )

Why am I attracting trannies?! *cries*

Got rudely awoken today by the house phone and once again because it was over by the CD player I didn't answer it and when it finally stopped, my mobile started. Grrr. So yesh, got up at 11 today and felt great ( Read more... )

( Gaaa help I have a sperm on my tongue ;) )

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Wooooooosh ( Read more... )

( HAHAHAHAHA!! I received a nice graphic message from this person... ♥ (lol!) )

Oooooooooooh God ( Read more... )