I stole all the words from the pickup kitoh I have seen ( Read more... )

Or, just what is the difference between Barbie and Cindy anyway? (Answer: Cindy has purple eyes and smaller boobs ( Read more... )

Pick ONE word from each pair that you think describes me the best & leave it in the comments ( Read more... )

Yeah, actually, what is a term for emasculisation that applies to women? Because that's what I am without anger (or ovaries). Or impotent, is that what I mean ( Read more... )

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride! " -Unknown

I just wrote a whole thing which was moping about life and its awfulness, and had to delete most of it for shame. I hate being melodramatic ( Read more... )

eep it's sunny today and I have lots of things to do ( Read more... )

Pawel Pawlikowski for lecture today. *Yay*

Also, have decided men are not really that wrong.

Indeed.

Not having a very articulate day today, but I feel a rant about music quality vs "wanting to be a band and having groupies" coming on...perhaps I shall subject whoever reads this to it when I have remembered how to be bothered to speak properly

Strange that only *after* I broke up with my ex-boyfriend did I realise he was Del Boy. I don't think he was when I was going out with him. You'd think I would notice these things. Although, he only shaved his head after I broke up with him, maybe it's something to do with that? I thought men were supposed to get better as they got older. Mine ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I noticed my last few posts have been a bit angry and vaguely frightening, so to counteract that (in case karma decides to come up with something worse, I don't think I would enjoy that) here is some random sillyness:


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