Headlines like this are the sole reason I have bbc news as my homepage

[suckandblowelf]

Oiling up babies stops infection

Does it also make them taste good?

Comments

[kitkatdoll]

How amazing.

And if you crush up some cardomom seeds, chilli, salt, garlic and ginger it'll make them taste yummy and crackle beautifully too.

[suckandblowelf]

*salivates*

I'm hungry for babies now.

That's horrible.

[flounceofanarqi]

YUMMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :)