to put it nicely i hope you choke

well isn't it just like me to forget to say you look nothing short of amazing.

i want to be the next poster child.

Pardon me.

I'm dead.

( great song by a great artist )

the best thing just happened to me. and yet also the worst. i felt the most powerful gush of hatred, and then laughter right after.

i mean, honestly.. can you say HOMO?

this is too perfect for my life.. toooo perfect.

agh. i'm about to lose my power again for like a week and a half. so i won't be able to do anything. stupid stupid weather. i hope it demolishes eveything and everyone.

p.s. Napolean Dynamite is the shit.

if christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would he be in heaven?

and what if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled?

if no one had been there to witness the agony of christ, would we be "saved"?

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well the computer at my house isin't working because i don't have cable. :( i'll update when i can and have more time.

but i'll leave you with this:


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i don't know why i can't just be happy.

i was born defective i guess.