the very nature of this journal means i will forget the password EVERY TIME
success lies in tattooing it on the foreheads of my enemies

every time i find this journal i die laughing
pros: laughing is good for the SOUL
cons: dying
in this family, everyone is hallucinogenici mean the good cheer is just exploding out of me like a warm & fuzzy volcano, too bad lava made out of kittens is still lava but i hear it's good for the skin & what's good for the skin is good for the WIN oh dear ( Read more... )

the explore function is a great way to hate your life when you ate your life two years ago & are still suffering from indigestion ( Read more... )

when i found out i still had this journal an angel got its wings ( Read more... )

you gave me a bad name
when all i asked for
was THE COMPLETE IRREVERSIBLE DEATH OF PEACE & QUIET

it isn't so hard
it is soft & murky
metaphorical pillow
for your meat-phorical head

I LIKE TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE
BECAUSE IT ISN'T LIKE I LIKE THE TASTE

IN DREAMS YOU'RE MINE
because
the rest of the time I DON'T WANT YOU
& if you don't like it get out of my house
& if you're getting out of my house take me with you
LIQUIFIED IN A BOTTLE
ashes to something better than ashes
much better
you can't even imagine

the LOCATION of your eLOCUTION ( Read more... )

WHAT IF is a knife in the throaty voice ( Read more... )

don't even think of telling me that 1 in 12 wins free coke

i can see you thinking!
that is!
if!
i!
can!
see!
at!
all!

DRY YOUR EYES DRY YOUR FLIES DRY THE FLIES THAT CRAWL ON YOUR EYES DRY YOUR ET CETERAS

this was really going to go somewhere besides on strike
i strike you like a MATCH
& make all your eggs HATCH

LOOK WHAT DRAGGED IN THE CAT

oh i forgot you cannot see
woe is me
click with glee

i mean i slice my fingers off as a fashion statement & give them to you on your birthday & all i get is