hey fuckface ( Read more... )

happy birthday to me.

i can drink beer again!!

and the traffic didn't seem to phase me anymore.

and i felt good.

fucking infinite.

i. want. to. have. a. mother. effing. birthday. party. dammit.

i don't know, it's too late for this weekend..how about next weekend.

can i borrow somebody's house?

why is it that my motivation to get anything done comes between the hours of one o clock am to fiv e a clock am ?

am?

am I??

i already hit a car.

I GOT MY LICENSE

he said.

i guess that makes sense, considering the time and place he grew up.

made life long friends with the owner of greenback's what can i say cranberry vodkas + ass shaking = good nite.

gasping for oxygen only to find the clock reads 4 17 AM ( Read more... )