I WANT TO GO OUT DRINKING WITH MY FRIENDS HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX GET A NOSE-RING AND A TATTOO OF A COFFEE MUG ON MY BI-CEP ( Read more... )

fuck you bitch you know who you are and fuck you forever, everyone else is cool but fuck you neggor-werth bitch

today was containing mature content not suitable for delicious little babies like yourselfs ( Read more... )

i kicked the hack to kenn-myster and he swung at it with a stick. he missed, lost his balance and fell down the stairs. it didn't stop there. his ass collapsed on the guard rail, ripping it out of the earth. dirt flew everywhere. he landed on the driveway pinned up against a near-by car. never have i laughed so hard until i cried and had stomach ( Read more... )

when pouring milk in cereal, i have a certain strategy...a technique, if you will ( Read more... )

mass amounts of mayonaise unfathumable to their futile capacity, G.F.D. Jahovaz Witnesses.

sincerely President Jimmy Carter

Aug. 29, 1972

RECIPE FOR FELINE SUFFLET:
1. BLEND 1 TO 1 1/2 CAT CORPSES (ALIVE OR DEAD)

HI THIS IS LAURA AND I AM TAKING OVER ANDY'S LIVEJOURNAL. I HAD TO KILL HIM AND HIDE HIS BODY BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE.

i created duplicatory..relapse ( Read more... )

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ANSLEY'S DEATH. NOTHING COULD BE MORE EXCITING THAN PLAYING IN HER BLOOD ( Read more... )

SEX, NO QUESTION. CONDOMS? I DON'T KNOW ( Read more... )