i'm a sloppy person. first, i just ate like 7 oreos for breakfast. second, i hated new paltz. it has a pretty campus. but when i got there i panicked and wanted to cry. i clearly am completely stupid and pathetic. i don't know what i'm going to do now. i'm sort of lost. will and i made a matrix of the positives and negatives of wells. we were ( Read more... )

i'm calling it chilopodaphobia - fear of centipedes.

(chilopoda is their class... i got the idea from arachnophobia...der).

they're literally EVIL!

YEAST INFECTIONS WERE CREATED BY THE MOST MISOGYNISTIC BACTERIA EVER. I WOULD GLADLY GET RID OF MY UTERUS RIGHT NOW. I DON'T HAVE ANY OF MY HOMEWORK DONE AND ALL I CAN DO IS WRITHE AROUND AND TRY NOT TO STICK MY CACTUS INTO MY VAGINA TO TRY TO ITCH MY CERVIX. I HATE BEING A WOMAN, RIGHT NOW!

last night was kind of surreal ( Read more... )

i've applied to suny new paltz for the spring 2008 semester. my intended major is speech and language disabilities. i'm so excited!

sometimes im childish
cause i dont like rugburn
but its just because
i love you
and rugburn can be fun
if youre wrestling
on orange
shag
carpets
but its not fun when you dont love me
like i love you
then its just
friction
and redness
on my skin.

some people went to college and got fat. hallelujah!

i hate wells.
i hate long island.
i hate her.
i hate him.
i hate being upset.
i hate money.
i hate being insecure.
i hate not being with you.
I HATE EVERYTHING, but you.

i want everything to stop and for us to be together from now on without any interference from guys with big teeth and girls with small brains and miles and miles of roads littered with trash. i'm already a mess.

someone, please- freeze time. i can't sleep knowing that i can't touch you in a week.