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Mydia

Apr 18, 2005 12:59

'Tis I, wolfychan, the very original Sueslapper, back in action after nearly a year's hiatus. Without further ado: Mydia! A Mute Sue!

TITLE: Silent as the Grave
CULPRIT: YouaretakingmeoverandIlikethat
SUMMARY: "Mydia has sworn herself to not talking. She speaks to others in different ways, she had witnessed something horrible and feels immense guilt is ( Read more... )

Comments 22

malaikah_roy April 18 2005, 20:42:42 UTC

I think I saw that movie, but it made more sense than this.

love the icon, btw

mozarteffect April 18 2005, 21:54:42 UTC

Like OMG the TOTALLY PREPPY girls!

God, I hate people who think with that ignorance...

maxineofarc April 19 2005, 02:08:40 UTC

*sigh* High-fashion dresses were not sold off the rack in the 18th century. You had them made for you. You didn't just waltz into a store and buy one.

Of course, that's the LEAST of this fic's problems.

mylla April 19 2005, 02:50:40 UTC

“Hi,” She said in her preppy voice, she was a cheerleader in school but she wasn’t the normal ones where they were cruel she was one of the nicer ones which was why she wasn’t popular with most of the cheerleaders.

OMG so like she's PRETTY and COOL enough to be a cheerleader but she's NOT accepted by the OTHER cheerleaders TEH ANGST!

“I know you’re sorry but you got to get past this, I wish there was someone who could help you open up.”

Foreshadowing. Yawn.

wolflupin April 19 2005, 03:11:36 UTC

Am I a bad person if this sentence made me laugh hysterically?
No, cause I laughed just as hysterically. :D After the 3 minutes I took translating it, that is.

Because you can't hear a hurricane siren unless you're looking directly towards it. They're very subtle like that.
Yep. They're just as subtle as the tornado alarm near my house. X__X

Gosh, if there's one thing that makes me even hornier than being stranded penniless in a bizarre place, it's attempted brutal rape! Mmm-mmm!
Gee, Sue. Don't you have anything on your mind other than sex? Wait, of course not, cause the hot main character just saved your wangsty ass!

maran_z April 28 2005, 18:33:41 UTC

Yep. They're just as subtle as the tornado alarm near my house.

I find it hard to believe that a hurricane could take people by surprise like that. 'Cause, um, you hear about tropical storms and hurricanes days before they reach the coast. Methinks the Sues should start watching the news.

Karen: Like, where did everybody go, and why are all the windows boarded up?

Mydia: I don't know, but isn't that the hurricane alarm?

Karen: Don't worry, it's the first Wednesday of the month. That's when they always test the alarms ...Wait, didn't you take a vow of silence?

Mydia: Oh yeah.

wolflupin April 28 2005, 22:06:34 UTC

Definitely, cause wouldn't the driving rain and howling winds alert you? Stupid suethors. *whacks suethor with wooden fan*