A technicality if I ever heard one. They don't license vampires in this state, but I'm sure you're every bit as qualified as the next guy, what with the wisdom of the ages thing going. I mean, in my experience, vamps are either subhumanly dumb, or eerily intelligent. And you don't strike me as the first.
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Smiles back. As though he can't do 'saccharine' himself?
Are you ready for tonight? Did you get the flowers I sent?
*OOC-- playing as if it's yesterday -- before the date, obviously :)
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And are diamonds still acceptable?
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*thinks hard*
Twat-like. Pathetic. Wrong. Exploitive. Expired. Self-important. Duplicitous. Egomaniacal. Gasbag. Irritating. Lame.
Douchebag.
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But, thanks, douche.
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Isn't that a crime in Massachussetts?
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What's a matter, Shore? Are you lonely?
Thanks for handling that restraining order against the Fuckwit Twins.
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