Announcements, announcements, announcements

[suey_generis]

1. I have never even heard of Mary Jane Watson. I certainly did not get her pregnant. I didn't get anybody pregnant, ever, nor will I. It's an immortal thing. Seriously, I know starlets, and I never even heard of her. Is she famous or something? Is it a coincidence that she looks a little like Kara? Could she be a 'Bot?2. Somebody's

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[suey_generis]

It was in some newspaper, and I doubt they were so much afraid as gleeful. Seriously, have you heard of MJ Watson? They could at least have been consistent and made it Alyssa Milano or Shannen Doherty.

*locked*

Of course, sweetie, you know it's a physical impossibility. Part of the Immortal thing -- my hair doesn't even grow; my beard doesn't grow. You've seen me in the morning.

I mean, obviously, that's not the ONLY reason I couldn't be the father. I never met her. Or anyone. I mean I never -- with anyone but you since -- you and Darla at once on Halloween -- before we met. Probably?

*locked*

[suey_generis]

*hesitates*

Why?

[i_warren]

>>As much as I would like to blame Tucker Wells, this one has Osborn written all over it.<<

Aw. You're sweet.

[suey_generis]

Well, the last time someone vandalized my property and almost caused the death of my future spouse, and my attorney also, at times, my future spouse, I'm pretty damn sure it WAS Mr. Wells.

Though I do apologize to Mr. Wells for evoking his name in this post.

Before Kara forces me to.

[i_warren]

We never return to the scene of the crime.

[suey_generis]

Comforting.

[not_a_eunuch]

1. It was probably a case of mistaken identity. Why anyone would think you impregnated Kara is beyond me.

2. Why would Osborn destroy your property? Did you go golfing again? As for Spider-man, good question.

[suey_generis]

*suspiciously*

Who said anything about Kara?

Does she have something to with Mary Jane Watson?

[kara_marie]

STFU both of you.