Comments | suey_generis: Baby mama drama?

suey_generis

Baby mama drama?

Jan 17, 2006 14:35

After this*Private email to Cordelia ( Read more... )

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i_warren January 17 2006, 20:15:43 UTC

Soup.

orlandomuse January 17 2006, 20:27:39 UTC

JesusChrist, I just had to put my hands over my mouth here at work to keep from laughing out loud! Best reply ever!!!

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orlandomuse January 17 2006, 20:30:34 UTC

*giggle* Thanks!!

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queen_c_tm January 17 2006, 20:31:04 UTC

Bob checks Cordelia's email, determined to cover all of his bases. If her friends are going to believe she's still herself, he can't let anything fall through the cracks. Unfortunately, he never saw anything about this "T" person (or a piper) in Cordelia's dreams or thoughts. Judging by his questions, they were friends, possibly even romantically involved in the past, though he has no clue what Oscars are. Names, maybe?

T,

1) Of course I remember the ring. It was lovely. I don't recall what the gypsy said, however. Is there a problem with it?

2) I'm sorry, that name doesn't sound familiar. Perhaps one of the Oscars would know?

Love,
Cordy

After reading it through to be sure it sounds right, Bob sends the email

suey_generis January 17 2006, 23:09:10 UTC

The Oscars are sentient now?

Can we train one of them to kill Heath Ledger, maybe?

queen_c_tm January 17 2006, 23:20:40 UTC

So the Oscars aren't people. This impersonation thing is harder than Bob had expected it to be. And who is Heath Ledger?

I must have been thinking of someone else.

Has this Heath Ledger wronged you somehow?

suey_generis January 17 2006, 23:24:01 UTC

Did you see "The Four Feathers"? He can play all the gay cowboys in the world, I don't give a crap about that, and with luck it'll piss Rick Santorum off.

But that Aussie moron with his awful hair and lipcurl should NOT impersonate a British officer.

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tm_darla January 17 2006, 20:48:43 UTC

...didn't we cover this elsewhere? Or has Ramona gone out of fashion? If so, I vote for Stella Patrick.

suey_generis January 17 2006, 23:10:51 UTC

Ramona would be a little incestuous for my OWN daughter.

And as much as I share your appreciation for classic theater, I would not subject my (purely theoretical) child to a lifetime of bad Brando impressions.

Plus, I'm sure it would be a boy.

tm_darla January 18 2006, 06:32:43 UTC

And you wonder why I think you share traits with Angel...

suey_generis January 18 2006, 06:34:50 UTC

He's a Brando fan?

Thread 5

shaman_x January 17 2006, 20:52:27 UTC

Bob.

suey_generis January 17 2006, 23:11:48 UTC

Any reason, or did you just say the first syllable that popped into your head.

shaman_x January 17 2006, 23:58:26 UTC

I like the name! It's, you know... congenial without being weak.

"Bob Campbell." "Hi! I'm Bob Campbell!" "I'm Bob Campbell, and this is Saturday Night Live!"

Hmm.

Maybe a little too game show host?

Robert Campbell?

Or Hugh? Hugh Campbell. ...okay, maybe not Hugh, that doesn't sound right.

I like Bob!

suey_generis January 18 2006, 06:38:37 UTC

So my goal for my child should be that he eventually host a variety show of constantly declining quality?

Thread 5

not_a_eunuch January 17 2006, 20:57:32 UTC

Are you pregnant? It's something in the water right? Mystical something?

*locked* suey_generis January 17 2006, 23:07:02 UTC

Not me, dumbass.

Piper.

Maybe?

Are YOU pregnant?