On ice, please!

[suffocated_me]

The topic for every conversation I have been in this week

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[hey_its_jandrew]

Speaking of masturbation, guess what I did this morning.

-Jan

[suffocated_me]

Ate some breakfast, perhaps took a shower, found a stray animal and played with it.
Maybe, just maybe, you already started drinking when you woke up.
Was I right?

post script: if you say masturbate, I'll hunt you down and beat you like the kid I keep in my basement.

[hey_its_jandrew]

The punchline was implied, really . . . speaking of masturbation.

-Jan

[hey_its_jandrew]

jan that reminds me. did i tell you my masturbation story?

-andrew

[joethecabdriver]

masturbatemasturbatemasturbatemasturbatemasturbatemasterbate

masturbate in German is masturbaten, i think

i like to call it jerking off, playing with my willie, visiting Rosie Palm and her five daughters, choking the chicken, ect.

I wish I knew some better phrases

[suffocated_me]

The last two phrases are the best. I have never heard anyone refer to is as "visiting rosie palm and her five daughters"
Ohhh, the things you learn on livejournal.
xoxo

[joethecabdriver]

Rosie Palm is an old one. I first heard my grandfather say it.

[joethecabdriver]

'rubbin' the nubbins' is another. Hope you enjoy that.

[suffocated_me]

Oh my! I think I should start talking about masturbation more. Except so far I have not heard a masturbation phrase that will work for the female gender. What the fuck? We like to touch ourselfs, too.
sometimes.