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[sugar_monger]

I made a new friend. <3333

*pushes forward Muffin*

Muffin is a cactus. <3 I was passing her on the street and simply fell in love. (Okay, so I went out to buy a plant and Muffin caught my eye.)

Cacti are truly wonderful creatures, if one pauses to think. For one thing, they're as difficult to read as human beings are (difficult for those who aren't

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[sightless_earth]

Just keep that cactus away from Sokka. He'll probably drink the juice and trip out on it. He's... done it before.

[sugar_monger]

But...drinking the juice of my cactus would entail...cutting Muffin open...

YOU KEEP SOKKA AWAY FROM MY CACTUS.

[meatroolz]

I DON'T GO LOOKING FOR CACTI TO CRACK OPEN AND DRINK OUT OF YOU KNOW.

[sugar_monger]

*hides Muffin*

Just in case.

[totemo_surprise]

Hmmm. Some people here have said I look like a cactus, but if that's what a cactus is, I don't see the resemblance at all. ^____________^

[sugar_monger]

Neither do I, to be perfectly honest. Though it may very well be the green hat.

[meatbuns4me]

:O Since you named it Muffin... does that mean that cactuses taste like muffins?

[sugar_monger]

I named it Muffin because I like sweet things (like muffins) and because I like my cactus. <3

[meatbuns4me]

:D Really? I like sweet things too! Maybe you should get another one and name it Donut or Cupcake!!!

[sugar_monger]

:O! I know! You should get one and call it Donut or Cupcake! We can be cactus-friends!

[cool_vamp]

So.....it's a cactus...called Muffin. Well, to each their own, even cacti need love, I guess.

[sugar_monger]

I have always been this strange.

[akurmomlastnite]

Cacti are wonderful plants indeed. They have spines with which to prick and are such viciously beautiful things. Venus fly-traps as well. They are quite fascinating.

{{ooc:L-rapist or not, I love your L so hard right now. He so would name a cactus Muffin}}

[sugar_monger]

I wholly agree!

Though a Venus fly-trap would be even harder to interact with.

((OOC: 8D! *win* The freakin thing even LOOKS like a muffin.))

[akurmomlastnite]

They are not as hard as you may think. They pose a little bit of resistance, but it is more than worth it. I have been experimenting by adding the pollen of a magical plant with a Venus fly-trap.
Have you ever encountered a magical plant? They are quite fascinating.

[sugar_monger]

No, no magical plants to speak of in my torpid past.

I did not know magic existed till a few months ago.

But do tell me about these magical plants...it would be interesting to learn how they function.