whiny balleteer

[sugarpacket]

I'm going to start keeping a tally of people who ask me if I'm a dancer. Today it was a middle aged russian man renewing his subscription who kept looking at my chest and paid $807.00 in exact change including $7.00 in quarters, and a friendly but confused tiny little indian woman who took half an hour to buy two Swan Lake tickets. Next week I'm

Comments

[tjernobyl]

If it happens enough, you can make a great cover story!

"I broke my legs in a terrible pirouetting accident..."

[sugarpacket]

Why the heck didn't I think of that!?

I'm so gonna start lying to ballet patrons.

"They had to surgically remove my tutu...*sob*"

[theevilgarden]

I know someone in toronto that never gets out anywhere, but his name escapes me.

~John

[pedxing]

We should do stuff.

[theevilgarden]

Stuff!

~John

[pedxing]

Like, yeah, Stuff!