Romantically speaking, I am sick of fucking reruns.

You guys, summer is fucking awesome.

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The problem with the things I want is that the very act of wanting them is what makes them unattainable.

I'm not sure of a lot of things, but I am pretty sure a sexless lesbian marriage to my best friend is the best choice for our mutual happiness.

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Word of the day: nympholepsy - a frenzy of emotion, as for something unattainable.

Word of my life, how 'bout? That it sounds like a medical condition one is inflicted with just makes it all the more fitting.

friend: Happy Birthday!

me: Thanks!

friend: How old are you now?

me: Twenty-six.

friend: Twenty-six... So, what do you get at twenty-six?

me: Well, that one quote from High Fidelity is even more accurate...

I haven't always been this crazy, I swear.