Well, I was playing around looking for something on my computer when I found a folder full of pics from like back in high school and I had to laugh at the drastic change. I thought I might share a few so everyone could get a good laugh. The first one is my favorite. I used to go to a pentecostal church so I had the works, no makeup, crazy long hair ( Read more... )

Well, much learned today. June 4, my brothers are all being shipped away to grandparents. *Does happy dance* But in taking them I am forced to go stay 2 days with the evil grandparents. Hopefully my grandskank will fall down a flight of stairs while I am there so I can be merry. Maybe that sounds harsh... but I hate her and I cannot apologize =) ( Read more... )

Answer In Song Lyrics

1.) Are you male or female?:
I'm just a girl... little ole me - I'm just a girl by No Doubt
2.) Describe your neighborhood:
Where I come from a lotta front porch sittin - Where I come from by Alan Jackson
3.) How do you look?:
So sexy it hurts - Too sexy by Right Said Fred
4.) If you could say something to the person you love ( Read more... )

I hate being a "grownup." It sucks big time. I can remember when I was back in highschool my number one priority was to turn 18 and get the hell out of dodge. I wish I could go back and be little again and not have to worry about anything bigger than if I had my lunch money and if Bradley Jackson would be my boyfriend and sit with me at recess. I ( Read more... )

Fuck me I am doomed to stuck for the rest of my life as I am today. The receptionist position people who so lovingly tucked me under their wing with false pretense of love and compassion, proceeded to fuck me with a 13 inch porn dick without the courtesy of a reach around. Plus they didn't use lube or pull my hair like I like. They basically told ( Read more... )

I love the way you always have you cell phone permanently attached to your head. I love that you always call me baby... it makes me feel happy in my tingly place. I love the way you explain yourself to me even when we are on the same page. I love that on many things we are exactly alike... and I treasure the things about us that are so different. I ( Read more... )

Well, I am finally back to a computer. God, how I have missed LJ. Lets recap my journey...FRIDAY ( Read more... )

-Job interview for receptionist position - I'm nervous as hell ( Read more... )

Here sits I... the bitter, cynical, chain-smoking, filthy mouthed, chubby but with the "Oh so pretty face", loving, reality avoiding, sincere, bullshitting, chaotic, extremist dreamer, and I have finally found the true path to happiness. Dare I share... but of course ( Read more... )

Tonight was the scariest night of my life. Okay, that's a lie but we did find a baby snake in my house. I hate hate HATE snakes but this one looked like a little worm crawling around. Super gross. Our stupid back door that just happens to be in our living room apparently has a place for a baby snake/worm to get in. I was soooooo ascared... but not ( Read more... )