Well, its been a very eventful couple of days in the most uneventful way possible. Let's see... Gymbo man is dead to me, I put in apps at 2 book stores and Marble Slab (Nirey cross your fingers for me), James has to be in Columbus by the first of June instead of later like we thought, he graduates law school the 14 of this month, and tomorrow we ( Read more... )

Upon awaking at about 2:00 this afternoon, I felt like I was trapped in either Dawn of the Dead or every Pentecostals nightmare. My normally loud, lively household was super quiet and no one could be found. At first I was freaking until I remembered that there could be a chance that I was told while I was sleeping because that has happened before. ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel as though I live in a happy little secluded bubble where really bad things just can't happen. Sure, there are little bumps in the road like work, or lack of car, or college... but nothing really life altering. Then one day, something drastic happens and *POP*... there goes your safe bubble. Suddenly, you realize there are numerous ( Read more... )

I am so hungry. I would seriously commit a murder right now I think if I could just get my forking hands on a pepperoni pizza with black olives and I would smother it with ranch dressing. That is like an orgasm of the mouth to me. Anyone wanna buy me a pizza? I didn't think so ( Read more... )

I should have been a baller, a shot caller. I should have been a cowboy, I should have learned to rope and ride. I should have ran to you, now I run from you. I should know that roses really smell like poo poo poo. I should know that we were meant to live for so much more, but we lost ourselves. I should have hoes in different area codes. I should ( Read more... )

Okay... patience is not one of my attributes, I am willing to admit this. But Holy Mother of God on high, do I have a sign on my forehead that reads "Please take your time with me in every single way possible. I love being strung along because it makes me feel tingly in my special place. Use me as a backup if possible. I shall forever be at ( Read more... )

Uggghhhh. I thought I was done being sick but I am still coughing like an old man with emphysema. Ahhh the goodness of flem. I am like seriously quitting smoking. I have only had 2 so far today. This is gonna be difficult. I foresee lots of bitchy journals ahead ( Read more... )

My brother is officially my new favorite, cool kid. I think I may have scarred him for life though. Or brought out transvestite tendencies. Or proved how sad and cheap my family is. Either way... I've had fun today. I was bored in my room and could not sleep and my 11 year old brother kept bugging me so I was like I will give you five dollars if ( Read more... )

Well, I talked to the Gymbo dude today. Apparently he has been quite the busy little man, he told me that his district manager has been here all week and he hasn't had a chance to do any of his contact stuff or look through the apps but he said to expect a call this week for the second interview. Man, I just cannot take all this waiting... Just ( Read more... )

Fought with Jlaw tonight. He has a wonderful ability to piss me off at times.
Uma Thurman is the queen... I love the two Kill Bill movies (sorry Trace)
Call was not received today... will try again tomorrow with Gymbo dude.
Kill Bill 2 was better than the first.

Yay for hormonal swings... periods suck ass through a straw.
Out of nowhere came a ( Read more... )