Comments | sugartitscube: April 8, 1985

sugartitscube

April 8, 1985

Apr 08, 1985 15:38

Patrol quiet last night, though still successful. Man littered on the sidewalk. First sign of a developing criminal. Only issued a warning--he is alive. Barely. Woman attempted to jay-walk, apparently does not know the laws are for her safety. Handled problem professionally. She won't forget anytime soon. These alleys are filled with the ( Read more... )

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impotentowl April 9 2009, 18:58:45 UTC

THE COMEDIAN TRIED TO DO WHAT?

sugartitscube April 9 2009, 19:14:47 UTC

OUT ON PATROL. SAID I LOOKED HUNGRY, AND THAT HE HAD SUGARCUBES. SAID IT WAS THE LEAST HE COULD DO FOR HIS SON.

BELIEVED HIM.

TOLD ME TO REACH INTO HIS POCKET.

WASN'T SUGARCUBES. WASN'T SUGAR CUBES AT ALL.

impotentowl April 9 2009, 19:19:54 UTC

-silent fuming-
You should stay at my place for awhile.
Where I can keep an eye on you.

What did you do after that? ...Oh God, what did he do after that?

sugartitscube April 9 2009, 19:33:44 UTC

YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND DANIEL.

DETAILS NOT IMPORTANT. WILL SAY IT INVOLVED DUCT TAPE, A CAN OF BEANS, AND RATHER CREATIVE USE OF VEIDT'S HAIRSPRAY. MANAGED TO ESCAPE BEFORE ANYTHING...PERMANENT HAPPENED.

ENKH. CAT STILL STAYING WITH YOU?

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ozypandas April 11 2009, 12:09:23 UTC

Why do you always feel it necessary to go out of your way to show your disgust of me?
Like, what did I do to you personally to aggregate you that severely?

sugartitscube April 11 2009, 18:37:16 UTC

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. DON'T DISLIKE YOU ANYMORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

ozypandas April 11 2009, 22:17:19 UTC

... Okay, then, that's fair.
Hey, do you mind if I have a copy of your signature? It's not for any filthy liberal purposes, promise.

sugartitscube April 11 2009, 23:11:30 UTC

OF COURSE. BOTH MASKED HEROES, HAVE NO REASON NOT TO TRUST YOU.

LET ME JUST...*ROOTS AROUND*...SURE I HAVE STOCK SIGNATURES...*MAKES A MESS*

HEH. HERE.

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