I had to beat him... dead!

[suicidal_decay]

I decided he did me a great wrong. The only suitable punishment would be to kill him with his own shoes. Emo kids wear converses so this is gonna be a full 8 hour job. I proceeded to wail upon his head bone with his floppy sneaker. My arm began to weaken after a few hours. He showed only a small bruise. I decided to call it off for a hour.

Comments

[mindsuckr]

You know, if you turn a converse sideways, it would be MUCH more efficient. Much more rigid and not so flaccid.

peter lorre could do the job

[suicidal_decay]

yeah well, i HAD to beat him to death WITH HIS OWN SHOES. it would have been a whole other situation if i had to use his notebooks of poetry or his cd's of whiny-ness.

[needleinmyeye]

I lost your phone number.. again. could you call me so that I may write it down? I had horrible dreams about piercing gone awry all night. hm.

[coffinclutter]

i'm thinking you should just rip off his emo glasses & stab them through his eye & into his brain.