Two Dead Boys
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "horray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man
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