Heyo everybody! I just spent the last 3 hours or so listening to my father tell me about how my birth ruined his life. Never been so depressed in my entire life.
Well, I guess it's a good thing that your birth is just one event. And the rest of your life is like, 10,000 awesome events! Plus, that's just one opinion. Outnumbered at least by 100% by people who think your birth was fabaluss! (1, myself 2, your buddy Zach?). Nyah! Two vs. One. Abe senior loses!
Also. Why did you put up with that shit for 3 hours? Why didn't you tell him to go blow himself after 3 minutes?
The whole conversation wasn't really about me. It was mostly just my dad talking about how much his life sucks. He didn't throw in the part about me being born until the very end, and yeah that's when I was like "fuck this." I'm actually feeling better about the whole thing now that I doped myself up on sleeping pills and passed about for about 8 hours.
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Also. Why did you put up with that shit for 3 hours? Why didn't you tell him to go blow himself after 3 minutes?
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