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[sulla_collina]

HI, I'M MACBETH, USURPER AND KING OF SCOTLAND. THE OTHER DAY I WAS INSPECTING A LOCAL BROTHEL UPON THE HEATH WHEN MY MASSIVE MEATPOLE BRUSHED UP AGAINST NONE OTHER THAN GERTRUDE, QUEEN OF DENMARK. ORIGINALLY, I WAS INTENDING TO IGNORE THIS AGING HARLOT IN FAVOR OF THE YOUNG LASSES TRYING TO FIT THEIR MOUTHS AROUND MY RUGGED RUSSIAN BEAR BUT AT

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[revenge_]

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare would have been just as popular if he'd written like that all the time, he should've gone for it.

[sulla_collina]

Well, I think a key factor in Shakespeare's success has been the intimidating length of his collected works, which keeps people from actually reading them.