Yeah, I know I never update this thing anymore, but I felt the need to share this and I'm not posting this on facebook because I'd rather not explain why I was looking at Mountain of the Cannibal God in the first place.


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HI, I'M MACBETH, USURPER AND KING OF SCOTLAND. THE OTHER DAY I WAS INSPECTING A LOCAL BROTHEL UPON THE HEATH WHEN MY MASSIVE MEATPOLE BRUSHED UP AGAINST NONE OTHER THAN GERTRUDE, QUEEN OF DENMARK. ORIGINALLY, I WAS INTENDING TO IGNORE THIS AGING HARLOT IN FAVOR OF THE YOUNG LASSES TRYING TO FIT THEIR MOUTHS AROUND MY RUGGED RUSSIAN BEAR BUT AT ( Read more... )

So, I haven't posted forever because life is unimportant. But books matter and I just bought great imposing stacks of them.

( Why are you clicking this? It's a list of random books I bought with commentary which is unlikely to be useful, considering I've barely read any of them yet... )