Tom Cruise is a chump.

Saw Mindmummy rough cut for the first time the other night. Ridiculous special effects extravaganza. Kinda weird because it made so much sense. My favorite part was when the blinds in the kitchen raise by themselves to reveal the monitor of Brobot 2000 laughing hysterically after the curse doesn't work. RIDICULOUS ( Read more... )

"You're obviously hot on the idea of getting a pet." -- Laura Martin, my landlady.

It's lucky for me my car's broken because I didn't want to go to class today anyway. I think it's just the battery, but it might be some sort of other electrical malfunction, because when I tried to start it, the locks locked a few times, and buzzing came out of the doors, and the console started making a clicking sound. Funny. So that's my... ( Read more... )

So many frickin bugs!

Okay, this is ridiculous. What the hell is wrong with me? Maybe it's because I'm... THIRSTY!

I told myself when I was sleeping all morning, it's cool, you'll stay up all night and study for the three tests you have tomorrow. I knew then that I was lying to myself, but I never would have believed that I would still be up at 4:30, especially since at 11:30, I was falling on my ass tired. I forced myself to go to Cabanna and get some food ( Read more... )

So today I was at the laundromat, and from my dirty clothes basket removed my pair of boxers hardened from being soaked in fake blood a week ago for Mindmummy. I figured it wasn't worth washing them, that the red would bleed all over my clothes and ruin my whole wardrobe. So I threw them in the small trashcan, and they were the only thing in ( Read more... )

My brother really hates Dr. Phil.

So I pissed my Spanish teacher off big time yesterday. First, she handed out some assignment of an oral presentation or something, and she told me to read the extra credit portion, which was in English. The ham in me found it too tempting to resisist reading it in my driver's ed video announcer voice, reading the numbers of steps and sub-letters ( Read more... )