Sitting on my bed flicking through the journals of certain individuals on my friends list who post erotic/pornographic pictures of themselves, while enjoying the attentions of my left hand and some almond oil is a BAD IDEA at 2 in the afternoon ( Read more... )

Let's have a little look at all the communities I'm in:

Member of: 29: addme_adult, adult_fiction, allporn, bad_sex, bare_nekkid, cocknpuss, cummunity, dear_celeb, erotic_writing, eroticatales, eroticfantasies, get_naked_baby, horny_hotties, linuxnewbies, livenudegirls, mmmm_voyeur, nakedchicks, pills_and_porn, porn_debate, pornstarposers, ( Read more... )

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It's me.

( Hi. )

Yeah, I'm still alive.

I don't often write in here without being full of drugs, but today I will.

I was actually contemplating deleting this journal because I do feel like I'm just going round and round in circles, writing the same shit over and over again...fucked myself up on ritalin, got distracted by hallucinations of people fucking in the ( Read more... )

I'm not sure I can do this any more.

The sexy quasi-flatmate has chucked in her job at McDonald's in order to become a prostitute. This brings the total of attractive female prostitutes in this town that I'm aware of to two.

Now, I know what you're thinking, and no.

No.

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Absolutely not!

Told you it'd pass.

Oh, I dunno.

because on the one hand i'm so damn comfortable staying the fuck away from sex and all things pertaining thereunto that it just seems unnatural to do otherwise because i just do not fucking belong there and the very thought of being sexually active with anyone is just so weird so i ignore all my sexual impulses or ( Read more... )

Gosh, I had an awful lot of ritalin last night. Lots and lots. Silly silly me. Ach, it's all good. So I wander'd around aimlessly for a few hours, then went home, to discover the sexy quasi-flatmate was getting some. So, I pretended to be asleep on the couch, and listened to some of some of the best live audioporn ever ( Read more... )

I'm not suicidal because, while the idea of not being alive any more is quite appealing, the idea of being dead is not.