*Lying, because Angel on his presumed last day on Earth briefly used the line "...and if you ever come across a guy named the Immortal, beat him up for me. He's eating cookie dough" without explaining same; but now it's obvious what he meant, due to Kara*
No idea. And don't mind Kara. She's just doing the hair pulling thing. If you ever meet her, you'll notice she's really young for her age.
You know what MY PROBLEM HAS BEEN LATELY, Warren? I've been too NICE. No wonder I felt SO CRAPPY. Trying to please everyone blah blah blah. This mocking this is FUN. I haven't felt this good in MONTHS.
I like cookie dough. You're not supposed to eat it raw though 'cause of... something. I forget. Salmonella, maybe, 'cause of the eggs. And then you cook it and you get cookies. Oh! Is this a metaphor for personal growth? Are you the cookie dough?
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No. Just lame cookie dough. Lame-O cookie dough!
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That would just be lame
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I don't care. I hate your stupid journal and I hate you.
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No idea. And don't mind Kara. She's just doing the hair pulling thing. If you ever meet her, you'll notice she's really young for her age.
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You're such a liar. You smirked so bad about the cookie dough.
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
Plus, don't be mean about me to Buffy.
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What does NM mean?
Tell her you know about the COOKIE DOUGH! Remember how we all LAUGHED about the COOKIE DOUGH?
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You know what MY PROBLEM HAS BEEN LATELY, Warren? I've been too NICE. No wonder I felt SO CRAPPY. Trying to please everyone blah blah blah. This mocking this is FUN. I haven't felt this good in MONTHS.
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...Though the suspense's awful, really.
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Oooooh. Let me tell you about that cookie dough. It's a GREAT story. I call it: Buffy uses a really GROSS metaphor.
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BUFFY is the cookie. The unbaked cookie just begging everyone to have a taste. It's a METAPHOR.
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