I seriously wish  that Sylvia Plath had written more novels.

 
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 sometimes i completely forget i have this thing.

+ Maria's wedding last weekend.
+ Zoo and apple picking this weekend!
- Stupid. 
+ One more month until my niece is born
- I feel like there is not one person on the face of this planet that actually gets me anymore.
+ Job interview tomorrow.
- My back is trying to kill me.
- Seriously, I'm stupid.
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 I'm sure I have a backbone somewhere.  Allow me to find it.

I can't believe I let myself turn into everyone's doormat.

I dedicate this entry to Megatron Marie Catalano.

I had a dream last night that my long lost dear friend Roberto Henderson, known as Bobby on the streets, killed a transvestite.  In retalation, "her" friends killed Mr. Johnny 5 Alive Urban.  Johnny was wearing a backpack and giving a thumbs up when he died.

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I'm  intrigued and amused.

http://www.nme.com/news/30990

To which one of my co-workers responded: "by 'ska' they obviously mean one horn on one track which is inevitably going to be a b-side and/or hidden track."

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Too bad I can't take credit for the quality taping and editing, but the performance is obviously the best part.  I almost forgot this video was ever even made.  I wasn't even intoxicated.  Why are people friends with me?

 And my daily goal is to close 50 ( Read more... )

This morning, I was greeted with an email saying "ya know, a lot of us really miss the cynical, sarcastic, witty asshole Daniela.  When is she coming back and why are you so nice lately?"

I considered this immensely.  Yes, my sense of humor is best when dry, sarcastic and mean.  Yes, a lot of people (mostly females) do not appreciate my humor ( Read more... )

-I find the entire concept of jealousy intriguing.  Here I'm implying jealousy one may have of a friend, coworker, William Hung, your significant other's ex, your ex's current significant other, the guy that invented post-its, a family member, and so on.  I'm not stating that I have a particular issue that renders me envious, however I just find it ( Read more... )