You've never been to the bottom of the world ( Read more... )

I know ( Read more... )

I dreamed a dream of me licking the nipples of a fuck machine.
She had black hair with red tips, and, of course, perfect tits.
She screamed like the devil with his dick in an ice machine,
this, my friend, was the perfect sex scene.

A kiss so far. Let's seal the deal.

We are all retarded assholes. We are all poorly self-motivated shits.
And we all want to fuck our from-out-of-town-cousins-with-huge-tits.
Believe us, they are massive.

1. Spelling the word, "College" wrong. You are going places ( Read more... )

A nigga finally got a goddamn job. janitorial... near ralph ave. 9 an hour, 7-4 mon-fri.

I am DirT

I was supposed to watch movies with Dave, Carrie, Jeff, Curt, etc. But I had to go see my dad. Then later that night my dad called back and said he wasn't feeling up to the visit. So my weekend was ruined.

Gay.

Next weekend will involve movies and partying. I swear.

It's not depression. Way worse than that. He has already made peace with the facts. He's waiting to die. Is he coming back, or rotting in a grave? Ashes? Oh, maybe there is a heaven. He'll find out sooner or later.

She went away for the holidays/ said she was going to LA ( Read more... )